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Pistashio

Pistashio

Regular price $7.99 USD
Regular price $7.99 USD Sale price $7.99 USD
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✓ 30g+ protein per pint✓ Under 400 calories✓ One pouch = one full pint✓ Just add water✓ Made for the Ninja Creami

Real California pistachios, roasted and folded in. Nutty, earthy, utterly premium.

“Prancing Pistachio”

Refined, roasted, and unmistakably real. No neon-green impostors, just clean, roasted pistachio depth blended into pure silk. The quiet, classy guest at the flavor party… until it isn't.

What’s inside

Whey protein, real pistachio, monk-fruit sweetener blend with a touch of cane sugar, xanthan gum, lactase enzyme.

Contains: Milk, Tree Nuts (pistachio).

Every serving: 30g+ protein, under 400 calories. The whole pint, not a sad half-cup.

The ritual (how it works)
  1. Add 300 ml of water to a blender.
  2. Add the pouch. Blend. Lick the spoon. We won’t tell.
  3. Pour into your Ninja Creami pint.
  4. Freeze at least 8 hours (24 for best results).
  5. Spin on “Lite Ice Cream.” Respin.
  6. Movie on. Guilt off.
Shipping

Shelf-stable pouches ship nationwide: no dry ice, no melted mess on the porch. Free shipping on orders $50+.

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  • 1 · Pick Your Cray

    Kids choose. Debate encouraged.

  • 2 · Mix It Up

    One pouch + water. Blend. Lick the spoon.

  • 3 · Freeze It

    Anticipation builds overnight.

  • 4 · Share the Pint

    Movie on. Guilt off.

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