Horchata
Horchata
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Cinnamon, rice milk, vanilla. A cultural icon turned protein powerhouse.
“Hunky Horchata”
Warm spice meets cool cream. Cinnamon, vanilla, and almond come together in a smooth, comforting blend that feels nostalgic and new at the same time. Abuela-approved energy, made for movie night.
What’s inside
Milk proteins (whey), cinnamon, real vanilla, almond, monk-fruit sweetener blend with a touch of cane sugar, xanthan gum, lactase enzyme.
Contains: Milk, Tree Nuts (almond).
Every serving: 30g+ protein, under 400 calories. The whole pint, not a sad half-cup.
The ritual (how it works)
- Add 300 ml of water to a blender.
- Add the pouch. Blend. Lick the spoon. We won’t tell.
- Pour into your Ninja Creami pint.
- Freeze at least 8 hours (24 for best results).
- Spin on “Lite Ice Cream.” Respin.
- Movie on. Guilt off.
Shipping
Shelf-stable pouches ship nationwide: no dry ice, no melted mess on the porch. Free shipping on orders $50+.

The Friday Ritual
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1 · Pick Your Cray
Kids choose. Debate encouraged.
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2 · Mix It Up
One pouch + water. Blend. Lick the spoon.
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3 · Freeze It
Anticipation builds overnight.
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4 · Share the Pint
Movie on. Guilt off.
Join the Friday Night Cray Club
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