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Chocolate

Chocolate

Regular price $7.99 USD
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✓ 30g+ protein per pint✓ Under 400 calories✓ One pouch = one full pint✓ Just add water✓ Made for the Ninja Creami

Dutch cocoa, deep and rich. The most rebellious pint in the freezer aisle.

“Cheerful Chocolate”

The bold classic that never disappoints. Deep Dutch cocoa with a rich, slow-churned creaminess that feels indulgent from the first bite to the last. And it pulls its weight on protein, too.

What’s inside

Milk proteins (whey), cocoa, real vanilla, heavy cream, monk-fruit sweetener blend with a touch of cane sugar, xanthan gum, lactase enzyme.

Contains: Milk.

Every serving: 30g+ protein, under 400 calories. The whole pint, not a sad half-cup.

The ritual (how it works)
  1. Add 300 ml of water to a blender.
  2. Add the pouch. Blend. Lick the spoon. We won’t tell.
  3. Pour into your Ninja Creami pint.
  4. Freeze at least 8 hours (24 for best results).
  5. Spin on “Lite Ice Cream.” Respin.
  6. Movie on. Guilt off.
Shipping

Shelf-stable pouches ship nationwide: no dry ice, no melted mess on the porch. Free shipping on orders $50+.

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  • 1 · Pick Your Cray

    Kids choose. Debate encouraged.

  • 2 · Mix It Up

    One pouch + water. Blend. Lick the spoon.

  • 3 · Freeze It

    Anticipation builds overnight.

  • 4 · Share the Pint

    Movie on. Guilt off.

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