Chocolate
Chocolate
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Dutch cocoa, deep and rich. The most rebellious pint in the freezer aisle.
“Cheerful Chocolate”
The bold classic that never disappoints. Deep Dutch cocoa with a rich, slow-churned creaminess that feels indulgent from the first bite to the last. And it pulls its weight on protein, too.
What’s inside
Milk proteins (whey), cocoa, real vanilla, heavy cream, monk-fruit sweetener blend with a touch of cane sugar, xanthan gum, lactase enzyme.
Contains: Milk.
Every serving: 30g+ protein, under 400 calories. The whole pint, not a sad half-cup.
The ritual (how it works)
- Add 300 ml of water to a blender.
- Add the pouch. Blend. Lick the spoon. We won’t tell.
- Pour into your Ninja Creami pint.
- Freeze at least 8 hours (24 for best results).
- Spin on “Lite Ice Cream.” Respin.
- Movie on. Guilt off.
Shipping
Shelf-stable pouches ship nationwide: no dry ice, no melted mess on the porch. Free shipping on orders $50+.

The Friday Ritual
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1 · Pick Your Cray
Kids choose. Debate encouraged.
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2 · Mix It Up
One pouch + water. Blend. Lick the spoon.
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3 · Freeze It
Anticipation builds overnight.
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4 · Share the Pint
Movie on. Guilt off.
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